www.MedwayMadness.co.uk http://www.medwaymadness.co.uk/messageboard www.MedwayMadness.co.uk en http://backend.userland.com/rss More funny stuff, best blond joke in the world!!!! in Miscellaneous : General Chat http://www.medwaymadness.co.uk/messageboard/viewtopic.php?pid=26375#26375 26375@http://www.medwaymadness.co.uk/messageboard Also;Gary Glitter is heading to Chile as he has heard there are 33 minors trapped in a cave!!!! Also;

Gary Glitter is heading to Chile as he has heard there are 33 minors trapped in a cave!!!!

]]> Wed, 01 Sep 2010 20:00:52 +0100 More funny stuff, best blond joke in the world!!!! in Miscellaneous : General Chat http://www.medwaymadness.co.uk/messageboard/viewtopic.php?pid=26374#26374 26374@http://www.medwaymadness.co.uk/messageboard A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, 'Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get started.'Her boyfriend asks, 'What is it supposed to be when it's finished?'The blonde says, 'According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster.'Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle...She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table.He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says, 'First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster.'He takes her hand and says, 'Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a nice cup of tea, and then...' he said with a deep sigh, 'Let's put all the Corn Flakes back in the box.'And the blonde bites back:A lawyer and a blonde woman are sitting next to each other on a long flight.The lawyer asks if she would like to play a fun game. The blonde is tired and just wants to take a nap, so she politely declines and tries to catch a few winks.The lawyer persists, that the game is a lot of fun. "I ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer, you pay me only $5; you ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I will pay you $500."This catches the blonde's attention, and- to keep him quiet- she agrees to play the game.The lawyer asks the first question. "What's the distance from the Earth to the Moon?"The blonde doesn't say a word, reaches in to her purse, pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the lawyer.Now, it's the blonde's turn. She asks the lawyer, "What goes up a hill with three legs, and comes down with four?" The lawyer uses his laptop, searches all references. He uses the Airphone; he searches the Net and even the Library of Congress. He sends e-mails to all the smart friends he knows, all to no avail.After one hour of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the blonde and hands her $500. The blonde takes the $500 and goes back to sleep.The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He wakes her up and asks, "Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four?"The blonde reaches into her purse, hands the lawyer $5 and goes back to sleep. A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, 'Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get started.'

Her boyfriend asks, 'What is it supposed to be when it's finished?'

The blonde says, 'According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster.'

Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle...

She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table.

He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says, 'First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster.'

He takes her hand and says, 'Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a nice cup of tea, and then...' he said with a deep sigh,

'Let's put all the Corn Flakes back in the box.'


And the blonde bites back:

A lawyer and a blonde woman are sitting next to each other on a long flight.

The lawyer asks if she would like to play a fun game. The blonde is tired and just wants to take a nap, so she politely declines and tries to catch a few winks.

The lawyer persists, that the game is a lot of fun. "I ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer, you pay me only $5; you ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I will pay you $500."

This catches the blonde's attention, and- to keep him quiet- she agrees to play the game.

The lawyer asks the first question. "What's the distance from the Earth to the Moon?"

The blonde doesn't say a word, reaches in to her purse, pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the lawyer.

Now, it's the blonde's turn. She asks the lawyer, "What goes up a hill with three legs, and comes down with four?" The lawyer uses his laptop, searches all references. He uses the Airphone; he searches the Net and even the Library of Congress. He sends e-mails to all the smart friends he knows, all to no avail.

After one hour of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the blonde and hands her $500. The blonde takes the $500 and goes back to sleep.

The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He wakes her up and asks, "Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four?"

The blonde reaches into her purse, hands the lawyer $5 and goes back to sleep.

]]> Wed, 01 Sep 2010 19:53:43 +0100 Training with the Girls??? in Medway Madness Ice Hockey : General Discussion http://www.medwaymadness.co.uk/messageboard/viewtopic.php?pid=26366#26366 26366@http://www.medwaymadness.co.uk/messageboard No big secret, rink will be shut on 5th and expected reopen 9th, but wait and see. No big secret, rink will be shut on 5th and expected reopen 9th, but wait and see.

]]> Wed, 01 Sep 2010 14:06:39 +0100 Training with the Girls??? in Medway Madness Ice Hockey : General Discussion http://www.medwaymadness.co.uk/messageboard/viewtopic.php?pid=26365#26365 26365@http://www.medwaymadness.co.uk/messageboard I'll give you a call later today Farqs I'll give you a call later today Farqs

]]> Wed, 01 Sep 2010 13:53:11 +0100 Congratulations to Neil Ratcliffe on 100th point! in Medway Madness Ice Hockey : News & Announcements http://www.medwaymadness.co.uk/messageboard/viewtopic.php?pid=26364#26364 26364@http://www.medwaymadness.co.uk/messageboard congratz ratz,, great acheivement.,, congratz ratz,, great acheivement.,,

]]> Wed, 01 Sep 2010 13:38:28 +0100 Training with the Girls??? in Medway Madness Ice Hockey : General Discussion http://www.medwaymadness.co.uk/messageboard/viewtopic.php?pid=26357#26357 26357@http://www.medwaymadness.co.uk/messageboard Andy.B wrote:rink closes on the 5th and reopens on the 9th...inside info I would be very surprised if it was done by Thursday

Andy.B wrote:

rink closes on the 5th and reopens on the 9th...inside info

I would be very surprised if it was done by Thursday

]]> Wed, 01 Sep 2010 08:40:48 +0100 Training with the Girls??? in Medway Madness Ice Hockey : General Discussion http://www.medwaymadness.co.uk/messageboard/viewtopic.php?pid=26354#26354 26354@http://www.medwaymadness.co.uk/messageboard Cheers Andy. Matt can you call me on 07891322637. Cheers Andy. Matt can you call me on 07891322637.

]]> Wed, 01 Sep 2010 06:26:23 +0100 Training with the Girls??? in Medway Madness Ice Hockey : General Discussion http://www.medwaymadness.co.uk/messageboard/viewtopic.php?pid=26353#26353 26353@http://www.medwaymadness.co.uk/messageboard rink closes on the 5th and reopens on the 9th...inside info rink closes on the 5th and reopens on the 9th...inside info

]]> Tue, 31 Aug 2010 21:54:39 +0100 Training with the Girls??? in Medway Madness Ice Hockey : General Discussion http://www.medwaymadness.co.uk/messageboard/viewtopic.php?pid=26352#26352 26352@http://www.medwaymadness.co.uk/messageboard Matt,Not sure when that Rink is due to close for refurb, but any chance of getting out with the girls to get some ice time before the final. I'm away this weekend but let me know. Cheers Farqs! :) Matt,

Not sure when that Rink is due to close for refurb, but any chance of getting out with the girls to get some ice time before the final. I'm away this weekend but let me know. Cheers Farqs! :)

]]> Tue, 31 Aug 2010 21:46:04 +0100 Congratulations to Neil Ratcliffe on 100th point! in Medway Madness Ice Hockey : News & Announcements http://www.medwaymadness.co.uk/messageboard/viewtopic.php?pid=26351#26351 26351@http://www.medwaymadness.co.uk/messageboard Well done ratz!!! really really good!!!!  id just like to get 1 :) :) Well done ratz!!! really really good!!!!  id just like to get 1 :) :)

]]> Tue, 31 Aug 2010 21:03:47 +0100 Congratulations to Neil Ratcliffe on 100th point! in Medway Madness Ice Hockey : News & Announcements http://www.medwaymadness.co.uk/messageboard/viewtopic.php?pid=26350#26350 26350@http://www.medwaymadness.co.uk/messageboard Well done ratz Well done ratz

]]> Tue, 31 Aug 2010 19:47:41 +0100 Congratulations to Neil Ratcliffe on 100th point! in Medway Madness Ice Hockey : News & Announcements http://www.medwaymadness.co.uk/messageboard/viewtopic.php?pid=26347#26347 26347@http://www.medwaymadness.co.uk/messageboard All the above & more mate top job well done !!!!!UP THE MADNESS !! All the above & more mate top job well done !!!!!


UP THE MADNESS !!

]]> Tue, 31 Aug 2010 07:40:37 +0100 Congratulations to Neil Ratcliffe on 100th point! in Medway Madness Ice Hockey : News & Announcements http://www.medwaymadness.co.uk/messageboard/viewtopic.php?pid=26345#26345 26345@http://www.medwaymadness.co.uk/messageboard RIDER #81 wrote:Well done mate!!! its all about the one move!!! nah its all your quality passes mate

RIDER #81 wrote:

Well done mate!!! its all about the one move!!!

nah its all your quality passes mate

]]> Mon, 30 Aug 2010 21:28:43 +0100 Congratulations to Neil Ratcliffe on 100th point! in Medway Madness Ice Hockey : News & Announcements http://www.medwaymadness.co.uk/messageboard/viewtopic.php?pid=26344#26344 26344@http://www.medwaymadness.co.uk/messageboard Well done mate!!! its all about the one move!!! Well done mate!!! its all about the one move!!!

]]> Mon, 30 Aug 2010 21:05:02 +0100 Congratulations to Neil Ratcliffe on 100th point! in Medway Madness Ice Hockey : News & Announcements http://www.medwaymadness.co.uk/messageboard/viewtopic.php?pid=26343#26343 26343@http://www.medwaymadness.co.uk/messageboard I must be a close second lol.... Well done trev x I must be a close second lol.... Well done trev x

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